dougthathug08:
that's the fourth time you've asked me that today
mrladiesman21:
AND YOU ALWAYS SAY NO!!!
dougthathug08:
yeah, because that's my answer
mrladiesman21:
well if it makes you feel any different
mrladiesman21:
i would totally bang you if you had long hair
dougthathug08:
thats it? thats all you would need??
mrladiesman21:
oh and a vagina and a large pair of breasts
mrladiesman21:
because thats what sexy ladies have
dougthathug08:
good, i guess...
mrladiesman21:
well would you bang me if i was a rich girl because my dad is about to sign a fat contract and im pretty sure my mom has placed a few good investments so maybe in a few months i can afford a killer wardrobe and i'll totally act like a bitch just like Serena van der Woodsen except with a sweet side that you'll definitely see when we vacation off the coast of Fiji. ohh gosh i can see it now. you and i hand in hand strolling up and down the warm beach with only the sunset reminding us that we're on earth...
mrladiesman21:
no homo though
dougthathug08 has signed off
Oct
15th
Wed
mrladiesman21:
do you ever wonder why it is that banana-flavored condoms never taste like bananas?
dougthathug08:
no, i can honestly say i've never wondered that
dougthathug08:
i am wondering if thats the gayest thing you've ever asked me
mrladiesman21:
oh so now its gay to skip down to 7-11 and buy 48 flavored condoms then sit indian-style on my coffee table watching the suite life of zack and cody and sucking on said condoms?
dougthathug08:
ok, so now thats the gayest thing you've ever asked me
mrladiesman21:
you're the gayest thing you've ever asked me. remember when you had to leave class because you were crying like a little pansy bitch? huh remember that?
dougthathug08:
yeah, that was in 5th grade when my parents went missing for 3 weeks
mrladiesman21:
WHY WERE YOU SAD??? haven't you seen home alone? you were living that life!!
dougthathug08:
wow you really have some emotional problems... speaking of those problems, i know about your eating disorder
mrladiesman21:
i do not have an eating disorder. i look faaaabulous fyi
dougthathug08:
ok, then why were you barfing in the bathroom immediately after lunch?
mrladiesman21:
lets just say the condom i had for dessert wasn't firmly rolled onto the cucumber and somebody accidentally swallowed it
dougthathug08 has signed off
Oct
8th
Wed
mrladiesman21:
yo brosephine, you check your fb yet todayskis????
dougthathug08:
yeah i’ve actually been meaning to talk to you about that
dougthathug08:
i have two questions
mrladiesman21:
i have two answers, lets see if they match LOL
dougthathug08:
1. where did you get 52 pictures of nude male models?
dougthathug08:
2. why did you tag me as their asses?
mrladiesman21:
chiiiilllll out snoop frogg, its called a practical joke
dougthathug08:
ok, so you just won’t answer either of my questions then? it took 20 minutes to untag myself from all of those
mrladiesman21:
you untagged?!!?? greatttt, now who am i supposed to pretend they are? i tried giving them made-up names but it takes way longer
dougthathug08:
what does?
mrladiesman21:
huh?
dougthathug08:
what “takes way longer”?
18 minutes later
mrladiesman21:
definitely
mrladiesman21 has signed off
Oct
7th
Tue
mrladiesman21:
you really think i'm gay don't you?
dougthathug08:
i actually don't care
dougthathug08:
but yes, i do. i bet you're watching gossip girl right now
mrladiesman21:
hah! i'm watching a sporting event right now with my dad who is very proud of me
dougthathug08:
oh really? who's playing?
mrladiesman21:
red sox vs the mighty ducks
dougthathug08:
so the red sox are playing against a movie from the early 90's?
mrladiesman21:
knucklepuck
dougthathug08:
jesus christ i'm gonna go ACTUALLY watch the red sox game
mrladiesman21:
wait wait wait un segun senor taco
dougthathug08:
yeah...?
mrladiesman21:
how did you know gossip girl was on?
mrladiesman21:
did you see blair and serena's fight? they are such bitches but i would give anything to be them
