October 2008
6 posts
mrladiesman21: yo if i was a girl would you tap?
dougthathug08: that's the fourth time you've asked me that today
mrladiesman21: AND YOU ALWAYS SAY NO!!!
dougthathug08: yeah, because that's my answer
mrladiesman21: well if it makes you feel any different
mrladiesman21: i would totally bang you if you had long hair
dougthathug08: thats it? thats all you would need??
mrladiesman21: oh and a vagina and a large pair of breasts
mrladiesman21: because thats what sexy ladies have
dougthathug08: good, i guess...
mrladiesman21: well would you bang me if i was a rich girl because my dad is about to sign a fat contract and im pretty sure my mom has placed a few good investments so maybe in a few months i can afford a killer wardrobe and i'll totally act like a bitch just like Serena van der Woodsen except with a sweet side that you'll definitely see when we vacation off the coast of Fiji. ohh gosh i can see it now. you and i hand in hand strolling up and down the warm beach with only the sunset reminding us that we're on earth...
mrladiesman21: no homo though
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mrladiesman21: do you ever wonder why it is that banana-flavored condoms never taste like bananas?
dougthathug08: no, i can honestly say i've never wondered that
dougthathug08: i am wondering if thats the gayest thing you've ever asked me
mrladiesman21: oh so now its gay to skip down to 7-11 and buy 48 flavored condoms then sit indian-style on my coffee table watching the suite life of zack and cody and sucking on said condoms?
dougthathug08: ok, so now thats the gayest thing you've ever asked me
mrladiesman21: you're the gayest thing you've ever asked me. remember when you had to leave class because you were crying like a little pansy bitch? huh remember that?
dougthathug08: yeah, that was in 5th grade when my parents went missing for 3 weeks
mrladiesman21: WHY WERE YOU SAD??? haven't you seen home alone? you were living that life!!
dougthathug08: wow you really have some emotional problems... speaking of those problems, i know about your eating disorder
mrladiesman21: i do not have an eating disorder. i look faaaabulous fyi
dougthathug08: ok, then why were you barfing in the bathroom immediately after lunch?
mrladiesman21: lets just say the condom i had for dessert wasn't firmly rolled onto the cucumber and somebody accidentally swallowed it
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mrladiesman21: yo brosephine, you check your fb yet todayskis????
dougthathug08: yeah i’ve actually been meaning to talk to you about that
dougthathug08: i have two questions
mrladiesman21: i have two answers, lets see if they match LOL
dougthathug08: 1. where did you get 52 pictures of nude male models?
dougthathug08: 2. why did you tag me as their asses?
mrladiesman21: chiiiilllll out snoop frogg, its called a practical joke
dougthathug08: ok, so you just won’t answer either of my questions then? it took 20 minutes to untag myself from all of those
mrladiesman21: you untagged?!!?? greatttt, now who am i supposed to pretend they are? i tried giving them made-up names but it takes way longer
dougthathug08: what does?
mrladiesman21: huh?
dougthathug08: what “takes way longer”?
18 minutes later
mrladiesman21: definitely
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mrladiesman21: you really think i'm gay don't you?
dougthathug08: i actually don't care
dougthathug08: but yes, i do. i bet you're watching gossip girl right now
mrladiesman21: hah! i'm watching a sporting event right now with my dad who is very proud of me
dougthathug08: oh really? who's playing?
mrladiesman21: red sox vs the mighty ducks
dougthathug08: so the red sox are playing against a movie from the early 90's?
mrladiesman21: knucklepuck
dougthathug08: jesus christ i'm gonna go ACTUALLY watch the red sox game
mrladiesman21: wait wait wait un segun senor taco
dougthathug08: yeah...?
mrladiesman21: how did you know gossip girl was on?
mrladiesman21: did you see blair and serena's fight? they are such bitches but i would give anything to be them
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mrladiesman21: fag
mrladiesman21: http://www.dealbyethan.com/spy-henry-lau-4-quarter-pants-p-4357.html
mrladiesman21: god i wish those weren't so fuckin expensive. i would wear the shit outta those
dougthathug08: those are extremely homosexual
mrladiesman21: what? dude you're retarded those are awesome! look how smooth his legs are
dougthathug08: that site is for gay men
dougthathug08: im starting to think you're gay and i just want you to know im ok with it
mrladiesman21: HAHA you fuckin fag. im not gay, i bang so many hot chicks its insane-o
dougthathug08: i've only seen you with one girl and you didn't even make out with her
mrladiesman21: talkin about becca? she's a dime cheerleader bro and i totally gave her my noodle knob
dougthathug08: noodle knob? you barfed as soon as she started to kiss you
mrladiesman21: i barfed because i was so hammered off that CUERVOOOOOOO
dougthathug08: so you're gay and a liar? you weren't drunk at all. you insisted on drinking mike's hard lemonade and you only had 2 of them
mrladiesman21: whatever man
mrladiesman21: so those capris, should i get them in beige or black?
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mrladiesman21: yo is it weird that when i imagine brad pitt naked he always has a small dick?
dougthathug08: uhh, i guess
dougthathug08: but its even weirder that you imagine brad pitt naked
mrladiesman21: riiight. did i write brad pitt?
dougthathug08: dude its IM you can read what you just wrote...
mrladiesman21: oh hahaha i meant to say madonna. she's soo hott i just wanna bang all up in her
dougthathug08: ok, but then why do you imagine her with a small dick?
mrladiesman21: i still haven't gotten used to this new keyboard...
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